Masturbating while high

i do it after a couple hours when its startin to wear off. otherwise it kills my high.

 

Well you can always smoke some more after you unload.

 

* cautiously looks around and raises hand * yea I'm guilty

 

Masturbation isn't a crime, unless you consider the Catholic Church to be right on the matter, but come on, when is the Catholic Church right?

 

read this stuff that i just found out that bush is trying to do. its pretty crazy that they would actually ever want to do something like this. anyways heres the site looks like masturbation is going to be illegal here sometime soon.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

 

Lol that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Only the gov could tell you that up to 5 percent isn't just about everyone.

 

that site seems pretty real doesnt it i thought it was when i first started reading it. i found it because someone had that picture of the graph as their signature. if you read the disclamer of the site it says that that whole site isnt real but they sure make it look good.

http://www.whitehouse.org/

on the top image is says "officious website of president geroge w. bush" LOL

 

yup

 

Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations, and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" – this problem has spiralled out of control.
Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month.

Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Myth: Masturbation is a "victimless crime."
Reality: Theological experts on masturbation have come to the conclusion that masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as masturbators.

Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for masturbation being outlawed.
Reality: Masturbatory devices are already illegal in President Bush's home state Texas. The police in San Antonio and Austin aggressively enforce this law.

Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate




is that site for real? this is bullshit and a vialiation of human rights. its so fucking stupid i want to kill something

 

i love to wank while high. although it defently kills the high.

 

Yeah because the government's official website will be a .org and not a .gov....

Have you destroyed that many brain cells that you can't understand simple parody? Seeing eBay advertisements and articles like "President Bush Holds Fruitful Meeting With All-New, Refreshingly Submissive Ruler of Insufferably Snotty Frogs" don't set something off?

 

I masturbate as if i did it enough.. i'd win a prize

 

Oh, piss off, you bloody wankers! Lol, j/k! I think it's great while stoned as hell! Or fooling around with a special boy would be awsome too!

 

actually i think that the governments official website would be with a .gov and not a .org..... im sure you were being sarcatic but that site does almost real i thought it was hilarious after i read the disclamer.......

 

neither of us smoke pot at the moment ( i decided to stay sobor for 8 months while i finish up trade school) but me and my girlfriend used to smoke some pot and then have sex, it was always alot more in depth, and passionate.

 

DXM can be amazing, or amazingly nauseating and not fun. In higher doses it's an incredibly power dissociative. I fucked my body up doing to much, I couldn't get a hardon for weeks. You definitely can't masturbate on it.

 

A female friend of mine told me she gets horny when high.

And I find it increases the high, making blood circulate faster I guess. But then you have to smoke more =)

 

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/advice.asp

hahahahahahahahaha that website is hilarious
"EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down stroking his erect penis, he's probably masturbating."

probably masturbating hahahaha

 

Never tried it, but I intend on it now xD

 

idk guys...masturbating usually works for me cuz when your high you usually can only focus on one thing at once. but everytime ive had sex when i was high she orgasmed, but i couldnt. idk why its just this thing i have...i try so hard to cum but idk i just can't do it hahah it sucks. but one time i fucked for 3 hours when i was high but i STILL didnt get off the only reason we stopped is cus she had about a dozen orgasms and was getting way too tired and she said her pussy was getting REALLy sensitive. plus i was starting to get lazy.