Masturbating over Celebrities

Eddie izzard.... In drag!

 

yup...Vin Diesel....ALL OVER ME!!! LOL

 

The only famous "people" I have jerked off to are Sherlock Holmes, James Moriarty and King Arthur. Yeah they're all fictional, But they're all fucking legendary.

I can just imagine going to some fan con and meeting Benedict Cumberbatch and while getting his autograph having my mind wondering to some creepy jerk off session.

 

As far as I can tell, jerking off to celebs is HUGE on the internets. To the point where I wonder if there's something wrong with me because the whole idea just bores me. The usual celeb glam shots just do not arouse me enough. I do have a few Jessica Alba bikini pics that I like stroking to, though.

 

I'm female, and straight, but the only celebrities I seem to get off to are female.
Katy Perry, Natalie Portman, Amanda Seyfried are the 3 which spring to mind...

 

my favorite celebs to jerk off to are naomi watts (mullhulond drive lesbian scene), nicole kidman (just about every seen she bares her ass in), demi moore (stripping), diane lane, ummm... probably some more but yeah

 

and holy shit. I almost forgot. Mary louis parker! biggest milf EVER. I sometimes can't help but jerk it to her nude scenes on weeds

 

I actually jerked off in the theater over Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan.

 

That's Hot.

 

Not for the person sitting in front of him.

 

Or was it

 

There were only a couple other people in the theater, so I don't think anyone saw.

What can I say? I don't usually do stuff like that, but holy shit, I thought my cock was going to tear through pants. I had to take care of it.

 

Enrique Iglesias pretty much does it for me!

Hmmmm, yum yum lol

 

lol Im not a lesbian or bi but....
Kim Kardashian
n her sex tape

 

I not lesbian either....

Tom Jones with a huge Ice Cream

 

David Tennant - ex Dr Who. Now, been thinking today that I might fantasize about him but have not acted upon it yet. Thing is, I am pretty much in love with him, have been for years so somewhat complicated.

(D - note to self = why do you always fall for straight men?)

 

Yes I do! Funny to admitt but I love Kyle Gallner, I just love those punky looking guys! There so sexy looking to me, hopefully I'll find my own!

 

was THE MOST BORING sex EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


smh.

 

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