Masturbating on toilets

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  1. toiletnotgayfunfan

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    Hello everyone - my first post and found this place today and seems pretty cool. I read quite a few people don’t really like masturbating on toilets. Now I admit that I can see the point of toilets being dirty. Because we all do the - ate. We urinate in toilets. We defecate In toilets. We regurgitate in toilets. Even some of us masturbate on toilets and ejaculate in toilets. In my opinion the toilet is the best seat in the house. Where else can you totally release yourself Of stress - Possibly totally naked and release your bodily fluids and dispose of the evidence so easily?

    I also see toilets almost an art form - the different colors, the different styles (some of them have crazy high prices for features!). Also the different styles of types and sounds of flushes. And you can’t say that seeing a sexy woman sitting on the toilet isn’t going to make your penis stay flaccid.

    I have masturbated my penis on toilets everywhere - home, community college I went to, one of my jobs in the men’s room after work, even in a stall at a store. Also hotel room bathrooms that I stayed at, and I’ve been lucky not to have been caught.

    I think that most people when they discover masturbation find out about it in the shower or on the toilet. (Always wanted to have a pretty girl catch me masturbating on the toilet and see what happens from there but sadly will just be a fantasy to never come true. Oh well. I can dream and fantasize)

    Sorry for my first post being so long but wanted to say hi and toilets are not really dirty if they look clean like the ones at your home.

    What are your opinions on my post? Can’t wait to read the feedback.

    Thanks and Happy Masturbating!!
     
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  2. No, never will. No interest in your post. I have better things to do.
     
  3. toiletnotgayfunfan

    toiletnotgayfunfan Banned

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    Thank you for your feedback
     
  4. PGA

    PGA Senior Member

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    Masterbuting on the toiler is d.fine. you can sit relax and open your legs to expose you stuff widly. You can touch your egge aput cockring on. lso you can rubb cock on either side of yoyr cronch and upper parts of your tighs. It is a good place to dive your mind in an ocean of fantasy to jerk off.
     
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    We all do the “-ate”, XD nice.

    Welcome buddy! I can see where you are coming (or should I say cum-ing) from. And believe me there are FAR weirder kinks than wanting to stroke on a toilet and getting caught doing it. Personally I never understood rubbing off in the shower, but that’s because I can’t stay hard when wet. Just a weird body quirk I guess.
     
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    Thanks. And what’s a bit funny about this is that for the girls/women when they are on the toilet they have to urinate and wipe. The possibility they get their thumb just right and accidentally touch their clitoris - That would be the perfect and most private place to masturbate. But that’s just my way of thinking. . I’d like to hear the female side of this and see if I’m right.
     
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  7. toiletnotgayfunfan

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    Thank you for replying. If you don’t mind my asking how often do you masturbate on your toilet?


    I see women masturbate on the toilet In videos and usually it’s about 10 minutes or maybe 15 And then they finally orgasm/climax? Is this right or is that just the way pornos make it out to be? Btw been watching Asian girl videos of them masturbating on toilets and generally that’s the time frame of on there.
     
  8. toiletnotgayfunfan

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    What about if you are home and use a vibrator or a dildo - can you masturbate on the toilet longer?
     
  9. toiletnotgayfunfan

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    I do apologize if I offended you - that was not my intention. I meant women in general - not you specifically.
     
  10. starfield03

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    For me masturbation is a very relaxed activity which I like doing somewhere comfortable like bed or my desk.
    I have jacked off on a toilet but it's sorta like jacking off in the shower. Not super comfortable.
     
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  11. toiletnotgayfunfan

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    At least on a toilet you are sitting down versus standing in the shower and getting jelly legs :wink:
     

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