Masterbation penetration

What are some of the craziest objects you've masturbated with? For me it'd have to be an aerosol can of shaving cream, a stick shift and a broken wooden end of a plunger. Hey don't hate, when your boyfriend refuses to buy you a sex toy you improvise. :afro:

 

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

I have the worse joke which I just cannot tell...

 

Anal play masturbation included ?

 

The broken wooden end of a plunger?
Seriously? Really? For real?
Wow...think you could think of better than that.

Annnnnnd.... "when your boyfriend refuses to buy you a sex toy"-----ummmm I could tear that all up, but I'll just ask....why he gotta buy them for you?? Buy yo own, girl! Geez.

 

Its a shame that he wouldnt buy you one. Man he does not know what he is missing out on!!!!!!!!!!!!I wish i could convince my wife to buy one.....I had experience in my previous marriage with sex toys and man they brought sex to a whole new level....re-insure him so he does not feel inferior to a sex toy but it will raise the sex level for you.

 

That said though, deuceman.... why can't she just buy her own if she wants one??

 

L M A O. hahahahahahahaha

 

Splinters!!!

 

Right??? Omg so funny.

 

Isn't the wooden end of a plunger that's not attached to the.. you know...the suction cup thing.... it's not attached to anything, right? No, it's not. Sooo..mentioning that it was the BROKEN end of it? Ummm... okay, I see no point in that other than wanting to show that it could cause splinters...

 

Maybe the splinters are why her boyfriend won't go down on her?

 

toothpicks!


two birds, one stone.

 

:leaving:

 

i don't do it with a bare bottom but my exercise bike feels nice
and my bfs knee.

 

Hmmm, hairbrush handle, cucumber

 

There's not been any mention that the plunger handle was made of wood. I have a plunger in my bathroom & it's all entirely plastic.