Masterbation penetration

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Hiswife13, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. Hiswife13

    Hiswife13 Guest

    What are some of the craziest objects you've masturbated with? For me it'd have to be an aerosol can of shaving cream, a stick shift and a broken wooden end of a plunger. Hey don't hate, when your boyfriend refuses to buy you a sex toy you improvise. :afro:
     
  2. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

    Pictures or it didn't happen.
     
  3. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

    I have the worse joke which I just cannot tell...
     
  4. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    Anal play masturbation included ?
     

  5. The broken wooden end of a plunger?
    Seriously? Really? For real?
    Wow...think you could think of better than that.

    Annnnnnd.... "when your boyfriend refuses to buy you a sex toy"-----ummmm I could tear that all up, but I'll just ask....why he gotta buy them for you?? Buy yo own, girl! Geez.
     
  6. Deuceman66

    Deuceman66 Guest

    Its a shame that he wouldnt buy you one. Man he does not know what he is missing out on!!!!!!!!!!!!I wish i could convince my wife to buy one.....I had experience in my previous marriage with sex toys and man they brought sex to a whole new level....re-insure him so he does not feel inferior to a sex toy but it will raise the sex level for you.
     
  7. That said though, deuceman.... why can't she just buy her own if she wants one??
     
  8. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    L M A O. hahahahahahahaha
     
  9. Splinters!!!
     
  10. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Right??? Omg so funny.
     
  11. Isn't the wooden end of a plunger that's not attached to the.. you know...the suction cup thing.... it's not attached to anything, right? No, it's not. Sooo..mentioning that it was the BROKEN end of it? Ummm... okay, I see no point in that other than wanting to show that it could cause splinters...
     
  12. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Maybe the splinters are why her boyfriend won't go down on her?
     
  13. CarlosDanger

    CarlosDanger Member

    toothpicks!


    two birds, one stone.
     
  14. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    :leaving:
     
  15. bonita95

    bonita95 Member

    i don't do it with a bare bottom but my exercise bike feels nice :eek:
    and my bfs knee.
     
  16. Hmmm, hairbrush handle, cucumber
     
  17. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

    There's not been any mention that the plunger handle was made of wood. I have a plunger in my bathroom & it's all entirely plastic.
     

Share This Page


  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice