Masterbating With Fruit / Veggie

Has anyone Masterbated with fruit? I like to refrigerate a cucumber washed and lubed with sharp ends cut off . I like to get the ones with length vs girth and thrust into my tiny pussy when it hits the top of my vagina and push it down towards the rectum from inside and I start to orgasm. Then I thrust harder and faster to finish up

 

Is that wierd? I have never told my husband for fear of him thinking I was wierd. Who thinks I should? I really like the orgasm it gives me it's a really strong one. He's bigger than most the cucumbers I get .

 

Are you using the Lebanese cucumbers?

 

i would hope so. but how big is his dick?

 

I'm just using regular cucumbers, lol. He's 8.75 erect

 

Nothing weird about it if it works for you. I used to like using a chilled banana (inside a condom). Putting it in the fridge for a while first kept it harder and I enjoyed the sensation of it starting to go gooey inside me.

 

Hahaha!

 

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Just passin' through...

 

No I don't think it's wierd. Maybe you should tell him, he might even enjoy watching. Besides what would he think if he caught you?

 

before sex toys became popular, girls that I know used cucumbers, or bananas.

 

He wouldn't be mad. Maybe taken aback

 

When I'm traveling and get horny out on the road, no toys stashed in my luggage, I find a grocery store and get a cucumber. Love 'em.

 

I've frigged myself off with a carrot. It was ok but I'd rather use a dildo.

 

I'm straight but to the best of my knowledge I've never masturbated with a fruit.

And it's hard to get someone who is unresponsive to masturbate so I've never masturbated with a vegetable.

C/S,
Rev J

 

I was masturbating with a fruit once. The door opened, in came a wheelchair carrying a vegetable. We all had a grand time. Well, two of us did.

 

wasnt there an episode on 1000 ways to die about this? hm