Masterbating Diary!

i used to use my calender and would mark a dot if i did it and a star if i did it with someone else. the ironic part is when i started doing that i met a lady named laura and she was the only star on my calenders. i think i kept track for 3 years then got bored of it, it was interesting at the time seeing how much i did it but after i saw it at the end of the year it didnt seem to matter much.

if he is really from france i doubt its the same laura.

 

Have you considered a hobby?

 

i had one for 3 years then i got bored of it.

 

26th: 2 times
28th: I scored so I had to afterwards
30th: 2 times
Oct 5th: 1 time
6th: 1 time
9th: 1 time
12th: 1 time
13th: 1 time
17th: 2 times
18th: 2
19th: 1

 

Some of these threads make me not want to live on this planet anymore

 

Do you also keep track of the times you have to fake it because you can't even masturbate correctly?

 

What exactly do you consider scoring? Not getting slapped?

 

Well if that's true then it would be the same number, so what's the point. You obviously read my comment in the other thread

 

gtfo

 

Lmao it is not going to happen.

 

I guess I have some catching up to do. Maybe done it once in the last two weeks or more. Probably got hot and bothered from this site.

 

Dear Diary: Today I scratched my nuts with a fork. Mom was very disapproving.

Dear Diary: Last night I wiped my dick on the drapes after I scored. Mom was not happy.

Dear Diary: Today when I took a boss poop,there was no TP. I was not aware mom still used that blouse.

 

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