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Discussion in 'People' started by Piobaire, May 10, 2021.

  1. Piobaire

    Piobaire Village Idiot

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  2. Tyrsonswood

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    I wear a bandanna... If people ask I just tell them I'm there to rob the train.

    They tend to leave me alone after that.
     
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  3. Totally Yoda

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    I wear a mask that has a marijuana leaf on it that says not a covid cough.
     
  4. Toecutter

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    People are asking you why you have a mask on ?

    What business is it of their’s ?
     
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  5. soulpoker

    soulpoker Senior Member

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    "Just put on the fucking mask!"
     
  6. Cello Song

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    It's against state law to wear a mask in public. Except for Mardi Gras.
     
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    That's not the American way, "you shall live and act as we see fit", that's the American way
     
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  8. Piobaire

    Piobaire Village Idiot

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    I Got In A Fight With A Stranger. Then She Pulled Down Her Mask And Coughed In My Face.

    My mate's having difficulty emerging from quarantine, due to the number of people who've demonstrated that they're not neighbors, or members of our community, but strangers who couldn't possibly give a shit if you died (70% MAGA Cult; 20% vaccinated).
    Reminding her of all of those who have conclusively demonstrated that they're true friends, neighbors, and members of our community doesn't seem to help (when the gas shortage hit, Medicaid Transport cancelled all runs, and my mate had an appointment in another state with a specialist she'd waited 9 months for. Someone she's never met jumped up and offered to drive her to Chattanooga. That kind of people).
    I wish she'd stop reading the news on that goddamned cellphone; it only seems to frighten and grieve her, and increase her sense of disconnect.

    “And I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper. If we read of one man robbed, or murdered, or killed by accident, or one house burned, or one vessel wrecked, or one steamboat blown up, or one cow run over on the Western Railroad, or one mad dog killed, or one lot of grasshoppers in the winter, - we need never read of another. One is enough. If you are acquainted with the principle, what do you care for a myriad instances and applications?”
    Henry David Thoreau, Walden
     
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  9. wrat1

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    Get Vaxd and go out in public as little as possible and at times when the crowds are lowest..
    wear a mask or dont just stay the fuck away from me
     
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  11. Totally Yoda

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    Some people should never take their masks off. Ever.
     
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    :D
     
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    ... at Walmart. lol
     
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  16. Piobaire

    Piobaire Village Idiot

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    When I go to WalMart, I don't want a mask; I want a Level II HazMat suit.

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  17. soulpoker

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    Probably a good idea. Goes with the "people of Walmart" theme too.
     
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  18. Cello Song

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    Hmmmm. Decisions, decisions. So if you get a needle poked in your arm, free doughnut.... but if you don't get poked, you can dress like it's Halloween for the rest of your life.... hmmmm

     
  19. wilsjane

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    Back in my youth, several local people asked me what I was doing in the front garden and porch and why I was doing it outside on a cold November afternoon.
    Surprisingly, no one was too surprised when I told them that I was building a bomb and I did not want to risk blowing the house up.
    Needless to say, most people walked off laughing, but one miserable old woman went and reported me at the police station. I still imagine her peeping through the curtains when the policeman arrived on his bike.
    As all police did in those days, I got the customary greeting "What are you up to sonny Jim".... After some explanation, he seemed enthralled and spent the next hour talking about his experiences as a bomb disposal engineer during WW2.
    On the 5th, firework night in the UK. he even arrived on his bike to watch me blowing a dead tree up in the local recreation ground. His one concern was my unscrewing the door on the lamppost in order to connect my mains operated detonator. However, when I mentioned that my late father (he died when I was 9) was the chief electrical engineer for the UK government, he was fine.

    How things have changed over the last 60 years.
    Our daughter (who is a London police officer) always laughs, but I am sure that it has influenced her approach when she gets a call to youngsters causing problems. She always manages to send them on their way without any arrests or drama and as a result they smile and say hello when they pass her in the street the next day.
    A few weeks ago, she was talking about a guy who she had stopped for having a child unsecured in his car.
    I simply went to the photo album and showed her the the picture that Jane took when she was 6 years old. She was sitting on my lap driving our car through London. She was indignantly telling me when to depress and release the clutch while she was changing gear. Needless to say, during the gear changes I had to take care of the steering, which she called the aiming handle. :):):)

    PS, She passed her advanced test last month to drive the 170mph fast response police vehicles.... Needless to say, I joked about her not having her children on her lap during the test:D
     
  20. 1candaulist

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    Now THAT I can totally agree with
     
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