Marry Me (part 2)

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I'm still desire a permanent stay in the USA. Anyone up for a shotgun wedding? How much do you charge for that service? :D
     
  2. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I would offer, aqnd at a good price too ($764) but I don't think it would be recognized in the US. :rolleyes:
     
  3. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Your kidding right?

    I saw a guy marry a donkey in the US in a zoophile documentary :confused:
     
  4. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    That may be okay, so long as it was a female donkey. :p
     
  5. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    It's a shame. I would have married you in a heart beat for only $764!

    We could have invited all the Village People to the reception :D
     
  6. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    For a shotgun wedding? Twenty bucks if you can find the rifle at Walmart. You could elimate it, but what would be the fun in that?
     
  7. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I thought a 'shotgun wedding' was a five minute jobby in Las Vegas?
     
  8. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    any brazillian nationals out there wanna marry me so as i can get outta here for ever ....
     
  9. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Shotgun weddings originated in the South. Rather than having an out of wed-lock child, the couple was forced into marriage by the girl's father.
     
  10. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Stop derailing my thread... I'm trying to get married here :p
     
  11. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Don't you guys do the quick & cheap marriage thing anymore?
     
  12. Epiphany

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    Elopement would be considered a quick alternative to a wedding. In fact, in Vegas, you can get married in less than half an hour at a drive-thru. The Little White Wedding chapel has a package for fifty five dollars.
     
  13. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Any takers? I'll throw in a free happy meal...
     
  14. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Forget Mccrappys... how about paying for the flight to Vegas.
     
  15. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    No problem,

    We'll stay in the best apartment money can buy! Feel free to abuse the room service... maybe we could play a few games of 'poker' if you feel like it :D
     
  16. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Sounds like a plan
     
  17. seamonster66

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    I'm leaving within a few months...feel free to take my spot
     
  18. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Yeah! How much will you want for the wedding? I have a premier PayPal account and can pay instantly!
     
  19. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Why the fuck are you leaving?
     
  20. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    It depends on how much you wish to contribute.
     

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