Marry Me (part 2)

I'm still desire a permanent stay in the USA. Anyone up for a shotgun wedding? How much do you charge for that service?

 

I would offer, aqnd at a good price too ($764) but I don't think it would be recognized in the US.

 

Your kidding right?

I saw a guy marry a donkey in the US in a zoophile documentary

 

That may be okay, so long as it was a female donkey.

 

It's a shame. I would have married you in a heart beat for only $764!

We could have invited all the Village People to the reception

 

For a shotgun wedding? Twenty bucks if you can find the rifle at Walmart. You could elimate it, but what would be the fun in that?

 

I thought a 'shotgun wedding' was a five minute jobby in Las Vegas?

 

any brazillian nationals out there wanna marry me so as i can get outta here for ever ....

 

Shotgun weddings originated in the South. Rather than having an out of wed-lock child, the couple was forced into marriage by the girl's father.

 

Stop derailing my thread... I'm trying to get married here

 

Don't you guys do the quick & cheap marriage thing anymore?

 

Elopement would be considered a quick alternative to a wedding. In fact, in Vegas, you can get married in less than half an hour at a drive-thru. The Little White Wedding chapel has a package for fifty five dollars.

 

Any takers? I'll throw in a free happy meal...

 

Forget Mccrappys... how about paying for the flight to Vegas.

 

No problem,

We'll stay in the best apartment money can buy! Feel free to abuse the room service... maybe we could play a few games of 'poker' if you feel like it

 

Sounds like a plan

 

I'm leaving within a few months...feel free to take my spot

 

Yeah! How much will you want for the wedding? I have a premier PayPal account and can pay instantly!

 

Why the fuck are you leaving?

 

It depends on how much you wish to contribute.