Married men masturbating

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by 3rd Husband, Jun 19, 2013.

  1. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    And twice on Tuesdays!
     
  2. kp2640

    kp2640 Member

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    Good. I jerked off last night but did not get this message until this morning. Glad I didn't screw up.

    I am new here so can someone please list all the rules for me? I find so many of the discussions to be informative, exciting and entertaining. But they can also be confusing at times. For instance I read one place that it is against the rules for nudists to masturbate. Now I read that I can apparently get off on Friday night and twice on Tuesday? When can I shove stuff up my butt? If I am a nude, can I masturbate if I put on a cap or a sock?

    I simply can not be expected to bend and/or break these rules if I don't know what they are!

    Have a great weekend!
     
  3. MissPassion

    MissPassion Member

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    Lol you are funny. But here's a maybe not so hypothetical question....if you have a hot wife at home, how often do you masterbate and how often would you fuck her? Note: She is ready and willing all day and every day - she will never tell you no. So how often?
     
  4. kp2640

    kp2640 Member

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    Well I find a difference between masturbation and sex with my girl. Masturbation is all about me getting myself off and I don't need to worry about her needs. So when I am in a regular relationship with regular access to a willing partner I would tend to masturbate a few times a week. If I do not have regular access (for the record - currently single but happy at the moment with my hand!) then I obviously masturbate more often which would normally be once per day and typically just before I go to sleep at night. But if I am having a horny spell, I will jerk off whenever I want to. When with a partner I want to her to have a good time and come back for more so I will spend a lot more time massaging, kissing, licking, eating and fingering that I do penetrating her with my dick. As I have aged I truly find it more fun to see, hear, watch her cum. She can go more rounds that I can, so after she gets her satisfaction I can use her for my enjoyment. At least for me, including masturbation in my sex life adds to the overall joy. I have never had many complaints and my relationships tend to be stressed by career moves.

    I hope you find this answer acceptable.
     
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  5. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    Masturbation is always part of our sex. It's part of the foreplay. If your partner is not having sex with you as much as you would like, it COULD be that he is able to get himself off faster, but it also could be his own self esteem. Maybe he feels awkward with you? Do you think he feels like he isn't or can't satisfy you? It could be a fear that he won't, whereas when he masturbates alone all he has to worry about is getting himself off. What does he tell you when you ask him about it? Maybe you could be part of his masturbation? Hang in there!
     
  6. Hemi_Duster

    Hemi_Duster Member

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    Is that what you want to see?? I would gladly please you if so you wish...
     
  7. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    Don't be a tease!
     
  8. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    I do all of my horrible things in front of her. That is the glory that is our sex life. The poor girl... :love:
     
  9. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    Whatever! You've never done anything horrible to me sexually...


    that I haven't asked for up front! :D
     
  10. kp2640

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    I tried to let this go and not say anything but I just can resist. Two questions: 1) what have you asked for up front, and more importantly, 2) what have you asked for around back?

    Sorry, but I need to know.

    Have a nice day!
     
  11. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    I'll let your imagination run wild!

    :devil:
     
  12. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    oh naughty, naughty ,mrs h
     
  13. Regent84

    Regent84 Guest

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    I married for 3 year and sometimes masturbate. Rarery I masturbate on my wife but she dislike masturbate yourself... unfortunately.
    And yea, she nerves and becames angry if I alone watch a porn and jerk off.

    But what is wrong!? I love my wife and don't see nothing bad when I masturbate on other naked women or porn:)
     
  14. kp2640

    kp2640 Member

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    I was hoping for more detailed narrative on your part, but took your advice anyway. It started out the normal, boring, comfortable, suburban fantasy. Hot girl in a skimpy little maid outfit, feather duster, selection of mainstream sex toys, blah, blah, blah, but ended up with me sitting in a bathtub filled with cooking oil, handcuffed to the faucet and surrounded by a car battery, jumper cables and a very stressed out and/or angry duck.

    What have you gotten me into?

    I think the duck wants an explanation as well.
     
  15. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    Was it a Fumb Duck?
     
  16. kp2640

    kp2640 Member

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    No. Wasn't one of my coworkers!

    Good one!
     
  17. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

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    I pretty much always want sex so when there's a day we don't do it, I'll masturbate.
     
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  18. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    All day?
     
  19. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I expect both my partner and myself to become happily married masturbators.

    By the way, long time no talk Hackman! xD Hope you've been well. :)
     
  20. ClintonsSon

    ClintonsSon Yeah......it's Me!!

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    Yes no doubt. For me the orgaasm is different from jacking off....seems stronger or something.
     

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