marriage being flushed down potty.......................

i used to be sexy, now im quite skinny, thats why im trying to get so many wives . . . i need to eat more.

 

i love your classified add

this shit is actually sounding pretty good to me

 

aint nothing wrong with a skinny man, you got that sexxxxy hair, i could run my fingers thru it all day

 

hmm.....interesting

 

damn im so curious to who this mysterious man is!

 

whew you guys I am tellin yas, all you have to see is his smile and you will be left speechless.

 

oooo-ooo! go on I want to hear more lol

 

damn i wish i could get that pic on here, hes got long dark hair and the most awesome smile. he looked so cute walking around with no shoes on at harvest fest. and he give really really great hugs

 

and ive put on about 25lbs since you last saw me, you can barely see my ribs now

 

I like hugs, hugs are great!

Except after sex, that's just awkward.

 

ah a little meat on the bones never hurt anyone!

 

How'd ya do it?

 

then you cant be too much underweight right...............
but hey we will all make you yummie food all the time so you will never be hungry we will put a little belly on ya.

 

got a job and moved close to mommy ive had a long life

 

((hugs to ya))

 

your just sooo cute i wanna take care of you not in a weird stalker kinda way. from what i gather you have had it pretty rough for a while...........
i have this habit of being "the mom" and i just wanna give ya some cookies and tuck you in for bed, kiss ya on the forehead and make sure the bed bugs dont bite ya.....................

 

I feel the same way funky but I don't think I'd tuck him in bed.....maybe make him get in bed but no tucking! lmao


oh im so hyper sorry
Its my weird hit-on mood day

so funky....

 

Be my mommy...

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ur so cute happy.

 

oooooooooooooo coooookies mmmmmmmmmmmm

<the stranger begins to"munch on some cookies">