marriage being flushed down potty.......................

hahahaahahaahhahhahahahahahahahah naw ive met you funky, i know your a sweetheart(maybe a scary sweetheart though), and earthy's just too adorable to be scarey to me . . ..

 

i woldnt wish him dead, i want him to be happy even if it isnt with me.............
i know it sounds weird

 

ahem....what about me? You didn't say anything about me...


He thinks I'm a psyco! And I'm fat!!!

 

happy you will never be left out, i am sure we will have plenty of wild nights hoopin in our undies under the beeutiful stars

 

Gosh...I can almost feel the sweet summer breeze......wafting through my knickers....weeee! Gimme some Oreos, and I'll pass the Cheetos and Matthew's head on a platter...uh...I mean...God, I hope I don't get any fatter....

 

damn he still hasnt called me, i feel like i am sitting by the phone like a crack feind...............


anyhow are we gonna grow our own organic veggies and stuff too??????? can i get a puppy i want a puppy..............................................

maybe we should have a farm and not just a shack, seems if were having all these kiddies and sexy sexy ladies there may be a need for more room.

damn john your tha man!

 

you didnt know that im an organic farmer did you? if im paying rent you know im growin food.(used to be pot too, but ill make an exception for the kiddies)

 

and no happy you're not fat. . .. are you?

 

wait wait... no one said no growin pot... heyyyy....

 

oh ok now u can have me! organic farmer. what a turn on.

<big dork

 

We're free now, Eryn....we can do whatever we want!

 

if you can grow some dank shit by all means grow it grow it.... we can be sneaky and grow it off our property so no one can bust us and take our kiddies and yesh john ya tolds me all about the organic farm i wold love to work on a organic farm, or even own one one day.....................................

 

really??? most chick think thats stupid. but yeah im all yours Eryn.

 

How about a nudist peanut farm in Mexico? Just an idea.... Surely harvesting peanuts would make all the guys more secure about themselves...And I really like peanuts...

 

farmer guys r hott, but ya gotta wear overalls with one strap down to be extra sexy.


i am allergic to peanuts

 

Well...they'd have to be naked....but I wouldn't mind letting them wear a strap....haha...I'm an idiot.

 

lol a peanut farm... thats the best idea I heard all day!

BTW I like 'em dirty! The ones that are all manly and like rolling in the dirt get a big thumbs up from me lol.
I should post an advertisement:
Silly girl looking for big dirty man!

 

well shit if all yall girls would get you child support straight, and we all had parttime jobs, we could get a huge farm. and yes i have to admit i grew the dank for about 6 years.

 

Wow you're a really are an organic farmer I thought that was a joke, that IS sexy!

 

and how bout a sexy straw farmers hat too..........................................


damn i am gonna have good dreams tonite


john i found the pic but scanner aint hooked up so it is solely for my viewing pleasure till my mom figures out how the hell to hook the scanner up to my computer.................................