Marmite Madness

I had never had marmite until a few days ago when my boyfriend forced me to try some on a toast. Now I'm contemplating on whether or not I actually want to be with an evil monster such as himself who obviously is trying to poison me..

In other words.. marmite is gross!!

 

i carry a VERY strong opinion on marmite which will stay with me until the day i die.
excuse my language, but that opinion is FUCK MARMITE!!!

 

hmm, I'll have to give that a go....

 

Ew, messy ... but ... might just work... if you're getting desperate

 

Desperate is my middle name!

 

JOJOJOJOJOJO how the F*** are you?????

 

go and fuck some marmite then - whatever floats your boat!

 

Ahem... maybe I'm not quite THAT desperate...

 

that's funny, a minute ago you were going on about giving it a go..

i think we have a shameful marmite messer here.

 

*whistles*

Me? What was the question? lol

 

On a related topic I've heard that jelly spooned into the cardboard inner of a loo roll is a good sex substitute... so I heard

 

Marmite and cheese is the best

 

Hey! thanks for the tip

 

haha some people will go to extremeties!