Marisa's masturbation thread.

your point is?

 

Yeah....tell that to the Governator.

 

He is too busy groping a secretary.

 

That's why I'm too busy to fuck you with a strap-on.

 

Mind if I join in on the fun?

 

It's rather lonely in the forums at 2:00am.

 

Oh yes please. 3-somes for some... mini american flags for all.

 

yeah... we can all join in. The more the merrier, ya know?

 

We need party favors.

 

...such as tiny straws that we can breath out of while we wear S&M masks. Heh...

 

you people are a bunch of perverts!!!


i like it!

 

Good. Now let's keep it that way. Bitch.

 

care for a circle jerk?

 

It that where they wrap your penis around a wooden pole and jerk on it really hard?

 

Ha.... whoa there.

 

I was being serious. They supposedly do it to priests if they think about having sex...

 

And they think we're depraved

 

Yeah... really,

But someone did tell me that was true... then the nuns would have sex with them... or something and it'd end up being some odd massive orgy thing.

wtf?

 

what's wrong with having sex with nuns? I've always had fantasies about fucking nuns, myself.

 

Well, the habit is kinda scary, you know.