mannish rat whore

oh shit...i tried to upload them...then i got the damn page saying my shitty redneck bible thumping ISP blocked the galleries

 

ahha thanks sebastian

 

AHhahaha. His lips are NOT purple

 

ahha yes they are dammit..they look purple.

well in the third pic mostly haha but still

 

i friggen LOVE indian people...

if i could find a cute indian boy..
i just might make him my husband















or at least my baby daddy..

 

lmao, ask manish


yeah, cute not shallow idiot indian guys are cool.

 

and yet if I say I like chicks with pale skin and blue-black hair I get castrated for being shallow......

 

not by me


but who the hell has blue-black hair?

 

not many people... but it's pretty

 

some more manish rat whore

 

Move to england

or "little asia" as its otherwise known

 

[Opening shot: close-up of a casino]
[Soundtrack: hot stylophone music...]
[Roll title credits...]

[size=+2]Mannish and Ed-THE RECKONING[/size](PG)

starring
Mannish............... as "Arnold" (the rock star)
Mannish's evil twin... as "Gunther" (the junior agricultural technician)
Ed.................... as "Janine" (the Swedish au pair)
and introducing
Mannishina............ as "Dorothy" (the red head)




written and directed by Hugh



Scene 1
[a casino - cut to zoom camera, of Janine, who is wearing a black binbag and an orange. A knock on the door.]
Janine: HI! Can I buy you a car?. You must be the rock star
Arnold: Hello hello hello
Arnold: Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelit dinner later tonight?
Janine: I am feeling very warm
Arnold: You know what I like about you? My arms.
Janine: Great
Arnold: Will you marry me and have my children?
Janine: Um
[crane shot of Janine's long legs]
Arnold: Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue in the Spar shop the other day?
Janine: I should slip into something more comfortable
[Janine takes off her a black binbag and an orange while Arnold is now wearing a thong]
Janine: yes, yes, yes
Arnold: grrr
Both: Yessssss!!!!
[fade out]


Scene 2
[your flat - cut to medium shot of Dorothy, who is wearing a schoolgirl's uniform. Early evening.]
[pause]
Gunther: Hi
Dorothy: Well hello
Gunther: I'm Gunther
Dorothy: I'm Dorothy
[Plenty of PG action with champagne]


Scene 3
[your local GAA clubhouse - cut to camera pan of Janine, who is wearing David Beckham-style saran wrap. Daybreak.]
[pause]
Dorothy: Excuse me, do you have change for a £1,000 note?. You must be the Swedish au pair
Janine: Well hello
[SFX: Cue sexy bassoon soundtrack...]
[Much bonking ensues]
Janine: right a bit
Dorothy: oink
Janine: [lick]
Dorothy: down a bit
Both: Yessssssssssssssss!!!!
[Shag city, with loads of Johnson's baby oil]
Fade out, closing credits, THE END

 

HAHAHAHAH


fuck porn script generators are the best

 

I will

indian
with an english accent..









hehe

 

I saw an indian at t'gymn today

"hey my friend micha wants to marry you and have brown babies"

"i'm sorry what?"

 

that is a fucked up script........

 

oh my

ahaha...you really should have..

 

Why thanks Im not a writer though

 

HAHAHA that script lmfao!