Man sentenced for having sex with a horse

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  1. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Saddle-ey that is true
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 30, 2011
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  3. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Yeah- we hate to rein on your parade.
     
    stinkfoot, Jan 30, 2011
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  5. McLeodGanja

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    We, as in more than one of you colts?
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 30, 2011
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  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Was he sentenced to livestock in prison?
     
    lunarverse, Jan 30, 2011
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  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    He probably had to pony up for a fine.
     
    stinkfoot, Jan 30, 2011
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  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I guess he's going to have to saddle up and face the music then. Not to reign on his parade. Too bad he got caught, he should have hoofed it to maine...
     
    lunarverse, Jan 30, 2011
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  13. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Gotta put a halter to this- just a bit- probably take a gallop poll and try to ask the right equestrians.
     
    stinkfoot, Jan 30, 2011
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  15. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I guess he's got a lot of answering to do. Sucks for him, from what I hear he's pretty horse.... Looks like he's a shoe in though, must have a good lawyer. The mane thing is that the horse is alright.
     
    lunarverse, Jan 30, 2011
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    was this under the headline .. "when it reins it pours".. Ill have to admit. I gagged a little bit..
     
    deleted, Jan 30, 2011
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  19. lode

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    *edit* That horse sex pun was already taken.
     
    lode, Jan 30, 2011
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  21. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I'm going to stirrup things again in this thread and say- I canter believe some guy would do this! He must be some kind of cock jockey. Gee Gee whizz!
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 31, 2011
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  23. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    is the horse getting counseling?
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Jan 31, 2011
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  25. McLeodGanja

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    Well if it isn't, then it really trot to be.
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 31, 2011
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  27. allfun

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    lmao>>>>

    Biggest laugh I have hayed all day. and to think I almost passed this post up.
     
    allfun, Jan 31, 2011
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  29. McLeodGanja

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    What does that stand for Laugh My Ass Off?
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 31, 2011
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  31. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Let me guess he was practicing for his Broadway performance of Equus [​IMG]

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    Hotwater
     
    hotwater, Jan 31, 2011
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  33. allfun

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    I knew someone would throw the Ass part in. This is one haylarious post. If I do neh so myself.
     
    allfun, Jan 31, 2011
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  35. rak

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    I would not mind being in a stable relationship with her. Do not take this the wrong way, she is not the prettiest girl on the planet, but I would not kick her out of my bed if I found her inside of it.
     
    rak, Feb 4, 2011
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  37. McLeodGanja

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    What if she farted?
     
    McLeodGanja, Feb 5, 2011
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  39. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Don't get mare-ied... because there's the inevitable div-horse and he'd end up paying palomino.
     
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