Man Agreed To Swap Burger For Sex

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  1. Beach Ball Lady Balls

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    The Great Burger Barter Bust
    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/burger-barter-bust-650129
     
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  2. Asmodean

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    Damn tease that cop!
     
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    When this goes to trial, I wonder if the evidence will be stinky and moldy, or if they have a cold storage evidence facility back there.
     
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  4. Eric!

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    Burger for Booty???
    HELL OF A DEAL!!!
     
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    Cheaper than dinner and a movie with no guarantee of sex.
     
  6. Asmodean

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    You actually pay for dinner and a movie in that scenario so makes sense.
    I always laughed at those poor fucks who try to equate a dinner date with a prostitute visit.
     
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  7. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Still, it's a little fucked up you still have cops trying to entrap johns
     
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  8. Asmodean

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    It even appears it was the cop's idea to use the burger as barter material :D
     
  9. Beach Ball Lady Balls

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    This reminded me of Wimpy, from Popeye. “I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

    thing was, Wimpy never came around on Tuesday

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  10. tumbling.dice

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    "Calderon, whose probation was revoked after the January 28 prostitution bust, works at a Popeyes in Albuquerque, according to the sex offender registry."

    I wonder why that info was included. Who cares where he works?
     
  11. Asmodean

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    Do they serve hamburgers?
     
  12. tumbling.dice

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    No, Louisiana chicken joint. It's better than KFC imo but still fast food.
     
  13. Asmodean

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    Then I'm at odds with that info as well!
     
  14. Beach Ball Lady Balls

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    I guess they included it because of the burger deal and the relation to wimpy from Popeyes. Must have been a pretty bad sex assault if he is still on probation. And why wouldn’t he get a burger from where he works? Not good for popeyes
     
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    Oh no burgers there, we have wimpy here, they have burgers, thought Popeyes would as well.
     
  16. Dude111

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    Ah man!! -- The whole room will probably stink!!


    The guy should have sensed it was a setup!!!
     
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

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    if it was a mcdonalds burger it would be like new at trial time, but i'm not so sure about chili's.

    yeah, i'm curious when it became ok to do that. seems like half the arrest stories i see anymore are total entrapment, which i always thought wasn't allowed.
     
  18. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Especially considering the dude thought an IOU and a hamburger might have worked....she probably wasn't looking like the most ahem, expensive looking hooker that's ever been

    ....ifyaknowaddImean
     
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    I am thinking that Popeyes was mentioned because of #popeyesgate. Remember popeyes gate?
     
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    Never heard of it. Do tell!
     

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