Making Friends

i am sure i don`t make friends easily, i don`t want to.

 

i often scare people away by talking about my old man penis/ how i like to touch little boys/ yelling/ being filled with rage/ asking them for drinks/ making jokes about raping their grandmothers after they are dead/ passing out drunk....the list goes on really

often though the people that don't walk away find my satan like persona.. my hitler's wet dream appearance.. and my complete incomprehension for how loud i'm talking to be fun

and then we drink tequila