Make your own country

and i rule my people with an iron fist...

haha, i have a catholic spiritual advisor and i banned harry potter...i feel good about myself [although i like harry potter]

 

i banned capitalism. and people eat my national animal

 

I'd only let in cute refugees

Yes I no it's ali G but I would do it non the less

 

I love my country there are fairies!
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If you want to see fairy's walk around Soho its packed

 

Thanks for the pointing that out to me! ​

i guess ​

 

The Issue

While effusively praising Roza Athim's leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more "modernistic" view in the future.
The Debate

1. The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."
[Accept]

2. "Perhaps the people could be given some more political freedoms," muses your Chief of Staff, who is your sister. "Is there really such harm in allowing public discussion of ideas? We could even have a real Opposition Party. One that isn't just full of your puppets, I mean."
[Accept]

 

yeah, this game is fun... im oolimpai, bwahaha

 

ahaha
look at my country now

The Community of Red Dye 40 is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning pig population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 23 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 17%, but much higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Basket Weaving.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, cars are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is relatively low. Red Dye 40's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cheez-it.

Red Dye 40 is ranked 4260th in the region and 72,851st in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

 

Country #1
The United Socialist States of Pinko Palinesia is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 26 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV program in Pinko Palinesia, the binturong is a protected species, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pinko Palinesia's national animal is the binturong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quirk.

Pinko Palinesia is ranked 21st in the region and 104,853rd in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

Country #2
The Holy Empire of Burbotsa is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate population of 18 million are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Religion & Spirituality, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 60%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Harry Potter books are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, euthanasia is illegal, and voting is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burbotsa's national animal is the western three-toed bob and its currency is the radish.

Burbotsa is ranked 13th in the region and 81,272nd in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

 

So i hear the games know not working and no i did not do it!
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The game does'nt work now ...

 

National Flag
The Oppressed Peoples of Evil Vile Evilton
"Your children belong to our sweatshops"

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of
Location: The North Pacific

The Oppressed Peoples of Evil Vile Evilton is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 21%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

Crime is a problem. Evil Vile Evilton's national animal is the heartless bastard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the evil deed.

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my new country.....

 

The Holy Empire of Yoyohannalandia
"We're not trapped in the cubicle which morals built."

UN Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights: Excessive Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Below Average
Location: the South Pacific

The Holy Empire of Yoyohannalandia is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning panda population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 29 million enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Law & Order are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10%. A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax jojos each year, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yoyohannalandia's national animal is the panda and its currency is the jojo.

Yoyohannalandia is ranked 5745th in the region and 102,381st in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

My country fucking rocks. :H​

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The Holy Empire of Burbotsa
"Dei Gratia"


UN Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:Unheard Of
Economy:Fair
Political Freedoms:Some
Location: United Red Solidarity Front

The Holy Empire of Burbotsa is a large, safe nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate population of 20 million are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Religion & Spirituality, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 60%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, euthanasia is illegal, voting is compulsory, and the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burbotsa's national animal is the western three-toed bob and its currency is the radish.

Burbotsa is ranked 4th in the region and 23,858th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

 

The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads

"Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore..."

UN Category: Libertarian Police State

Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Few Location: United Red Solidarity Front

The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads is a large, devout nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, cynical population of 29 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Religion & Spirituality, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and torture is illegal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Really Horny Potheads's national animal is the Fluffhead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Concert Bootleg.

Really Horny Potheads is ranked 23rd in the region and 92,870th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

 

lmfao wow sounds like a great place

 

You're god damn right, it is.

 

The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads

"Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore..."

UN Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Few Location: United Red Solidarity Front

The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 32 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Religion & Spirituality and Public Transport are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 58%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Billions of Concert Bootlegs are being poured into a space program, education and welfare spending are on the rise, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Really Horny Potheads's national animal is the Fluffhead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Concert Bootleg.

Really Horny Potheads is ranked 6th in the region and 49,654th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.