Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

Has molested his sister

 

dribbles alot and needs to wear a bib...

 

Looks like paul newman

 

looks through the keyhole and watches his mother getting undressed..

 

Likes being pantsed. Has even paid for it.

 

has never had sex yet...

 

in posesion of at least one shread of sanity

 

spends all his time unstuffing olives

 

doesn't like to jerk off in the frozen section of Winn Dixie

 

has a penis

 

pulled out all his/her teeth and began eating a ten lb pile of salt to celebrate.

 

doesnt have wet dreams anymore

 

"orage dude" is a chick - but i still manage to have wet dreams..and you cant cheat

licks her balls

 

dresses in the Steve Harvey collection

 

plucks her pubic hair out one by one.....doesnt take long there's only about five to ten anyways

 

is actually a 1634 lb woman who lives by eating the leftovers thrown away from the chinese buffet next door. She slithers out of her apartment naked in the middle of the night to the dumpster, on her back, leaving a trail of her waste behind her and hoisting herself into the container like a giant boneless chicken. She then slithers back in to watch her Nick At Night.

 

very inventive....

faveourite movie to draw inspiration in life from is "whats eating gilbert grape" intends to be just like mama oneday...

 

has a fasination with dead frogs and birds..

 

after defrosting meat she drinks the juices left in the plastic wrapper

 

Hehe, but I LOVE Mama!

believes farts are elves trying to escape the butthole, and proceeds to finger it, but only gets wads of poopy, which is then smeared on the face in an angry fashion.