Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

Looks suspiciously like the 345Kg transexual who comes in every day and asks for the fat from the deep fryers.

 

has dreams about a 345kg transexual giving him a lap dance

 

Crushes everyone she gives a lapdance to.

 

wears his mums underwear

 

Slaps babies

 

has fathered 5 kids with different wives

 

is a member of the labour party.... pfft

 

Is a member of the liberal party. PFFFFT!!!!
Is John Howards fuck buddy

 

Is a sexual predator who preys on members from the green party

 

Is my prey

 

Would rather prey on innocent children, he aint the boss!

 

Is my ho.

 

is my wife

 

crys like a fire in the sun

 

is currently picking their nose and eating the snot..

 

while other ppl are sleeping collects their boogers for meal time...yummalicious!

 

has no teeth cause they all rotted away...

 

is in love with the lady from the crisco add....

 

is the lady from the crisco add whom is 62 yrs old..

 

you're onto me!

asked me on an "internet date" last night