Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

has dreads on her pits

 

spends most of his days plaiting his three inch long public hair

 

rides an irish wolf hound into battle on a daily basis.

 

rides a hyena

 

Has cartman from south park tattoo'd on her inner thigh.

 

too scared to get a tat so just wears a fake one

 

was Dickie Knees number one fan

 

hahaha lmao.....

takes dickie knee to bed each night...to err just cuddle

 

has never had sex with a head on a stick.

 

lays eggs

 

has a crummy egg omelette at least once a month.

 

has daryl somers locked up in his cupboard....eewey, but thankgod..can you keep him there cos we dont want him back

 

has massive daryl somers porn collection

 

wishes she were lee kernaghan

 

is attracted to janet jacksons exposed nipple

 

walks like a monkey

 

comes over to my place to watch daryl porn with me....i know its just an excuse so you can hang with me but thats ok i like you to friend

 

produces monkey walking porn starring daryl somers

 

thinks i am a great person who is friendly and never rude or crude

 

haha

drinks "mayo" from the "drink fountain" in the park toilets at night

that was actually meant for crummy but works for you - living in sydney and all