Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

Killed his uncle.

 

fucked his mother

 

Is his brothers father.

 

wants me to baptise his mothers/his children

 

Secretly wishes he could be Stevie Wonder for a day.

 

hates dogs

 

Dresses only in a white pimp suit.

 

wont eat bananas

 

Has an endless supply of Kraft Dinner he won off some dodgy competition on a porn site.

 

is the world's biggest pop-tart fan!

 

hates dogs that fart

 

has dreams of being a podiatrist, he loves the smell of feet

 

Throws things at people busking on the street.

 

has been knitting his own underwear for years. She gives them out as Christmas and birthday presents..

 

Runs around the backyard naked singing the theme to Thomas the Tank Engine.

 

is gay!

 

is actually winston Churchill's Clone

 

doesnt know how to spell and all post that make any sense are just a freak occurance.

 

likes to wear pink frilly knee high socks...

 

buys sex.