Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

is the town bicycle

 

is the town door knob

 

has a sign outside his house, "roll up roll up free rides kids under 10 get in free"

 

is really a happy well-adjusted person that is sweet to everyone she knows

 

puts brown gravy on pancakes.

 

licks the black goo out of the gutter coz its nutritious

 

pays for people to fling poo at her.

 

lmao

licks his armpits clean every day

 

has never allowed water to touch her skin.

 

dreams of being intimate with julie andrews

 

stalks midgets.

 

drinks ketchup

 

is a midget

 

boils shoes with lettuce to serve at garden parties.

 

likes aeroplane food

 

sat on a catus on a dare.

 

has to carry working shitbags around everywhere

 

cannot pee with out the help of an elaborate and expensive mechanical aporatus.

 

lives in a cardboard box

 

cant afford food so eats cardboard boxes