Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

Still takes baths with her brother

 

pisses in the bath..

 

Is a victim of incest

 

likes to eat ear wax..

 

makes a palatable fly stew to feed her family

 

Said a bad word....

 

LOL!

is really a gnome and usually is stood in gardens as a decorative feature

 

... he said it again!!!!! make him stop!

 

? now u got me overly-concerned, dude.

has a phobia of English as she is spoken in SA

 

im a guy dammit.
Is my ho.

 

i know u r a dude, dude.
is a "ho" a term used in Oz to denote a buddy?

^ is a bad downunder boy who ought to be smacked daily.

 

no i am a pimp and you are my ho.... Now get to work!
is a lousy ho, im thinking of turning him into a crackwhore.

 

awww...whats my % of erm "takings"?

^ sounds like a true pimp mofo.

 

you get no % of taking... only crack.

I am the prince of pimps.... now go fuck yourself

 

got herpes from having sex with his sisters boyfriend..

 

pfft i had herpes long before that.
Got herpes from me

 

likes to eat cat food on toast..

 

wants to have a threesome with a pingpong paddle and a liquorice whip.

 

took the tune "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" literally, and got a ticket last summer for trampling his neighbor's prize tulips. Whilst naked. And strumming a ukelele. At midnight.

 

thinks fart bubbles are the same as bong hits