Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

uses leetspeak to lure kids for sex instead of sweeties...

 

has a 4 ft pole permanently lodged up his ass

 

I can strike from a mile away.

 

-wiggle-

has no qualms about impersonating women to get sex

 

can't out run a snail

 

went to the zoo last weekend, looking at the animals and asking them, "Are you my mother?"

 

thinks snails are bright orange

 

was found wandering around New York City last week with a New Years Eve Hat on and a baby new year sash.... nothing else...

 

is a monkey in a human suit

 

collects prehistoric snail trails

 

massages jello pudding into his testicles every friday night.

 

is the sole owner of the world's ;argest seman farm

 

i meAN LARGEST....hahahaa

 

doesnt know the use of the "edit" button

 

that is not a lie..hahahaa

plays nick nack patty whack with his dog

 

Knows that by saying this is not a lie just makes it a lie in this thread,
this person is intelligent

 

eats white, crusty doggy do and enjoys every bite

 

Whenever he does a shit he runs to the nearest person and shows them it saying "I MADE A FRIEND!!!"

 

thinks hes mr popular but really doesnt have any friends

 

only named one of her breasts.