Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

douches with tabasco

 

Puts babies in a barrel and shoots them for sport

 

Keeps Mexicans as slave on his island of hate

 

Lives in a cage on my island of hate while i live it up on my island of good stuff

 

has never washed his hands after using the toilet before in his life

 

chased a rat for 75 meters till it got run over by a bus.

 

ate that rat with bbq sauce

 

got cancer, survived it and got better then got run over by a bus the next day.

 

ate his own faeces to stay alive when he got lostin the jungle

 

did a strip tease for her uncle when she was 5

 

pimps his mum out

 

Fucked her entire extended family in one big gangbang. and liked it.

 

Has a three cm ruler

 

sells seashells by the seashore.

 

Chucks wood like a woodchuck

 

is a pushover for little old men wearing light blue polyester suits and carrying handkerchiefs.

 

has an unsatiable appetite for bullsballs served raw with tabasco

 

washes her butt in hot oatmeal and skim milk

 

Is a butthead

 

is deadly boring..