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Talks like a pirate

 

has a wooden leg

 

Glued a parrot to her shoulder, which died long ago and now it just sits there with maggots in its eyes

 

eats the maggots for brekky lunch and dinner and likes them to be still squirming when he swallows them

 

Dresses up as the one of the beatle and prances around a fire singing "I AM WOMAN!"

 

has to have a wheelchair coz hes such a fucking fatso

 

Wants to have sex on national teev

 

wants to record me doing that for his private collection

 

has red pogo stick she uses to reduce sexual frustrations and stress.

 

sets fire to himself all the time for kicks

 

believes that santa claus is really evis in hiding.

 

is starring in a new broadway show titled, "Tiptoe Through the Tulips." he's playing Tiny Tim.

 

ones in a while will ball a used car salesman just to feel slimey.

 

is writing a book as long as war and peace on how to rearrange your neighborhood with FENG SHUI.

 

Is eagerly awaiting the next madonna album.

 

On Valentines Eve, Puddin runs through the streets dressed as Cupid shooting people with the Love arrow.

 

On halloween bedlam runs through the streets shooting people with a shotgun

 

hasn't been around for a couple hours because he was scuba diving, trying to locate Spongebob Squarepant's pineapple, so she could ask him if he's really gay.

 

believes vinigar, water and biscuit mix is best for femine hygine

 

soaks panties in oil and rubs them all over his body