Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

is the syphillistic offspring of a back ally gang fuck

 

wants to cure cancer, but doesnt wanna share the cure with anybody but his mom and his 47 illegitimate children.

 

will be going back to the mental health unit for another 3 months tomorrow..

 

matsurbates to the wizard of oz

 

followed Bruce Hornsby around for 27 months and once licked his semen out of a used condom.

 

eats raw muskrat

 

golfs with the head of the CIA and with the ugliest woman on the proffesional golf circuit, weekly.

 

eats pudding and mashed asparagus with his toes. He also feeds his grandpa this way.

 

Aspires to look like the road runner

 

has an I love mum tatto on his arm

 

Got arrested for practising law without a lisence

 

Has a crush on bono

 

had sex with prince Charles last night..

 

Eats boogers.

 

Has three nostrils.

 

has a testicle hanging from his forehead

 

^ secretly a necrophiliac

 

thinks he invented bubble wrap

 

^practices voodoo for vengeful purposes

 

is so obesse he hasnt seen his toes in 8 years