Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!?? *cries in corner*

 

was pinching the barman's bottom last night at the hotel..

 

never tips waitresses unless they show some cleavage.

 

Never gets tipped because he doesnt have cleavage

 

asks his parents to use the goat to go pick up chicks.

 

has a extremely hair hair hair bottom..

 

wants to shovel coal for a living.

 

thinks monobrows are sexy

 

threw 72 sevens in a row at a casino and wasnt cheating.

 

has written and published a book about how to pick up women

 

decide that, without a doubt, she is the center of the universe.

 

thinks hes a sex bomb like tom jones

 

wishes she had been a spice girl.

 

is incontinent of urine..

 

doesnt need one, but uses a colostemy bag anyway.

 

lives with Alice Cooper and is currently sitting on his lap..

 

opened a 24 hr store that only sold yellow condoms

 

has lice in that long hair, be careful don't sit next to him...

 

hehee...that was a secret....

eats yellow snow

 

steals his mothers underwear and gives it to his girlfriend to wear..