Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

is head of the sooty fan club and created the official website

 

wishes she had a fanclub(probably does)

 

Yay im the head!
if you cut me off two more will replace me!

 

pm'd me asking about cows and breeding.

 

I figured you would know.

Lives in a petrie dish

 

stood motionless for 3 years

 

at night, turns into Michael Jackson and goes around turning into a werewolf while singing thriller

 

rubs ice cream all over his body coz he "likes the sensation"

 

Licked it off

 

uses rock salt as anti persperant.

 

shaves his legs

 

shaves my back.

 

shaves my.... nevermind

 

plucks his crack hairs

 

sniffs them

 

lol gross

collects his toe nail clippings till they get yellow and cheesy - for good luck

 

Would like to eat them but cant because they are unsanitary

 

gargles in the rat race choir with his tongue on fire

 

Thinks because he cant see people that they cant see him.

 

looks down girls tops coz hes that tall