Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

decide that is was not worth the effort to remove the gas pump from the car before she drove off.

 

thought it would be a good idea to walk into the U.S. embassy with a beard and a big package and say very loudly "ITS OK PEOPLE!!! ITS NOT A BOMB!"

 

is doing gaol time for flashing

 

wears her heart on her sleeve

 

Wrote the harlem globetrotters theme

 

follows random strangers around and tells every one they talk to not to trust them , that the person only wants to have sex with them.

 

wears a poncho but is naked underneath

 

Thinks he is the beverly hills cop and goes around stuffing bananas into carked cars exhaust pipes

 

has xrated fantasies about cream cheese.

 

haha lmao

heats up cream cheese and drinks it by the gallon..pours left over over bare chest...and rubs it in while singing"cream cheese party baby yeah"

 

Listens to me explain my fantasies to him and then goes and tries them out.

 

has fantasies about me and made a little shrine of me in their bedroom

 

I really did that!!!!




bought a dog a trumpet.

 

Its a big shrine sooty

Wants to go to america and buy a shotgun

 

owns a strap on dildo for some strange reason.....

 

Stuffs a 11 inch dildo down his pants to make him appear more manly.

 

hahahah yea everyone has to have a sooty shrine!


is an alien who has come to earth to reproduce with all the women on the planet

 

Wears super tight pants to produce a tiny tiny bulge to prove he is man

 

doesnt have a sooty shrine.....yet

 

's sooty shrine isnt as big as mine.