Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by puddin, Jan 26, 2005.

  1. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    Messages:
    3,851
    Likes Received:
    1
    oops...i fucked myself up there right...dammit..

    wears a leather thong because its "comfortable"
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    33,634
    Likes Received:
    7
    pays for sex with small coins.
     
  3. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Messages:
    2,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    doesnt pay forr sex... steals it.
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    33,634
    Likes Received:
    7
  5. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Messages:
    2,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    I am a virgin you perv. Im 15!!!
    Still giggles when someone reads I-C-U-P?
     
  6. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    Messages:
    3,851
    Likes Received:
    1
    reads childrens books because there are too many big words in adult literature
     
  7. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,610
    Likes Received:
    0
    had had 40 sexual partners by the age of 15
     
  8. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Messages:
    2,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trys to fuck the system but just ends up fucking the postman
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    33,634
    Likes Received:
    7
    is having sex with a police officer at this very moment.
     
  10. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    Messages:
    3,851
    Likes Received:
    1
    sits on whispers lap and calls him santa clause
     
  11. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    Messages:
    8,107
    Likes Received:
    10
    mugs old ladies and steals there bingo pens
     
  12. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Messages:
    2,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    dresses up in a body tight latex santa suit and spanks her dog which she dresses up as a riendeer
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    33,634
    Likes Received:
    7
    stole a mine cart and goes shopping with it.
     
  14. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Messages:
    2,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    Walks the streets looking for gay people to beat up
     
  15. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    Messages:
    3,851
    Likes Received:
    1
    walks the street looking for stray animals to beat up cos it makes him feel tough
     
  16. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    33,634
    Likes Received:
    7
    pretended to be a burn victim to get free coffee from the local dentist.
     
  17. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,610
    Likes Received:
    0
    has sent in dozens of dating service tapes with full frontal nudity shots and involving ice cubes and whipped cream
     
  18. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    33,634
    Likes Received:
    7
    is going to pose for Playboy Germany next month.
     
  19. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Messages:
    2,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    Thinks the dentist is where you get your rectum examined from people in scrappy clothes who smell like piss.
     
  20. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    Messages:
    3,851
    Likes Received:
    1
    wears scrappy clothes and smells like piss...while doing celine dion
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice