Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

haha....

wears granny pants but gives herself a wedgie with them to feel sexy

 

's sexual fantasy is to get a 55 y/o obese man with a receding hairline pretend to be her "baby" in a giant cloth diaper, feed him a bottle, and spank him for "making peepee" like a naughty baby.

 

jerry springer is also good inspiration....

when cleaning bathroom scrapes of scum with knife then eats it...a gourmet delicacy she reckons!

 

took testosterone mistaking it for the female hormone and is now classified transexual because of her face hair, manly jaw, receeding hairline, chest hair, and flat chest.

 

drinks ocean water because she believes it will cleanse her soul

 

never flushes the toilet.

 

drinks nutty coffee

 

squishes grapes with her buttocks

 

carries a ladys purse with him to keep his things in when in public

 

Never got past the 5th grade

 

sells his ass for crack money.

 

is having a love affair with tencent

 

was voted least likely to have sex with a rabbit in high school.

 

Runs a shop selling pornographic cakes.

 

has never taken his poster of the highly seductive bugs bunny down from his wall over the head of his bed (likes to look up at it whenever he masturbates or ont he rare occasion of sex)

 

sent John Kerry a pair of her panties.

 

Does the chicken dance in front of the mirror in his underwear.

 

haha i can just imagine...oh no excuse me while i stab out my minds eye!

giggles like a girl

 

that hurt....

Hates me!!!!!

 

Is a narcissist