Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

You know what to do.

 

has stock in urinals and coffee , inc.

 

Owns a shop selling risque animal apparell

 

Fabio is his ultimate icon

 

Owns several Wham! records and plays them over and over.

 

owns fluro orange and green spandex unitards he wears to the gym

 

thinks they are very fetching.

 

eats his boogers

 

eats my boogers

 

is inlove with his teacher

 

Is my teacher

 

is head of the chess club

 

Is the illigitimate lovechild of bert newton and moyra.

 

was seen jumping off the Sydney harbour bridge naked yesterday, in front of the Australia day's festive crowd..

 

Tried to hit me mid air with a firework.

 

aw damn uhmmmm

has a third nipple

 

Tried to kill a shopping centre santa with an ice pick.

 

solen my bloody camera and sold it on ebay..

 

bought it back and posted the pics all over the internet.

 

has cooties