Make up a Rumor

Bodily orafices are comedy gold

 

puddin's rumours are........pure bull

 

If you take everything with a grain of salt you will get very thirsty.

 

I just bought WMDs on ebay

 

i dont know what that is

 

Weapons of Mass Destruction.

The Doors never really broke on through to the other side.

 

Tomorrow the sun will not rise and it will be dark all day.

 

I swallowed the sun

 

we are all being brain washed by mice

 

Dingoes ate my baby!

 

paris hilton is the fucker of all men and ruler of universe

 

well except for me and ash, but every other man

 

Paris Hilton is really a virgin

 

The sun revolves around the earth

 

It was really paris' sister in the sex tape

 

Jim Morrison Faked his death and is living with Elvis on a farm in Montana.

 

in 3 mintues your computer will crash

 

Bedlam is the only person in the world not in a doomsday cult

 

tonight at 6 pm pacific standard time, Gene Simmons will have sex with a pineapple on live tv.

 

the president is really a machine built by the microsoft company