Make up a Rumor

the moonlanding was a huge hoax

 

It was really Mars they were landing on.

 

17 red fluffy rabbits live on the moon.

 

"i can't believe it's not butter" is actually made of 78 percent butter, 13 percent lard, and and 9 percent misc. farm goodies.

 

^ the red moon rabbits are all named sally

 

...and decide everyone's fate with quigi boards.

 

The Australian tennis will be cancelled tonight due to the fact a moo cow is going to trash the centre court at 6.30pm..

 

Man has already successfully walked on the sun and returned alive and well.

 

I still cant beleive its not butter.

 

George W Bush is secretly gay is the Gay Jesus... lord and saviour of all Gay people. He is soon to die on while crucified on a giant dildo

 

Madonnas left nipple is going to rot off.

 

The Official Lunch Served in the US Senate is Dead Babies with Anal Gravy

 

sooty is my grandma is fucks ash_freekstreat

 

puddin is manically depressed, and only a matter of time before he snaps and kills us all

 

puddin copulates with dogs to produce half human-half canine abominations and then slaughters them to feed to sooty who rewards him with an anal strap-on fucking

 

Has been watching too much of his home made animal porn and snuff films.

 

all of the movies I watched were produced, directed and acted on by puddin, I was only the cameraman

 

from the 1st of July 2006 all males will be able to produce babys..

 

bedlam is planning to move to victoria after realising it's better than new south wales

 

Victoria is becoming the 51st state of the United States