Make up a Rumor

ash freakstreet was arrested 14 times in fiscal year 2004 for lewd conduct with a neon beer sign.

 

George Bush is a cunningly disguised illegal alien from Mexico

 

puddin was the man we used to call Jimmy Hoffa

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger will be caught next monday wanking the postman..

 

Tupac will serve Bedlam breakfast in bed tomorrow.

 

Mr. T will come to crummyrummys house tomorrow selling girl scout cookies.

 

puddin will not get laid anytime soon.

 

Wishes he could find me so he could make the above statement false.

 

bought a box of tampons to make people think he had a girlfriend.

 

bought a box of tampons because he needed them.

 

puddin makes popsicles.

 

I own a gaint popsicle factory supplying the 3rd world with high quality iced sugar.

 

Puddin adds heroin to his popsicles.

 

C. Rummy's hooked on popsicles

 

Lodog loves snow, and wants to marry it.

 

I showed her my thing and she laughed though....IT WAS SHRINKAGE DAMNIT!!

Washes the poop deck.

 

poops a deck he thinks I am gonna have to wash later.

 

a 16 year old is going to fall pregnant tonight to Mick Jagger..

 

super models will whine about how cold the water in tahiti is in december.

 

Parramatta Eels are going to win the football this year..