Make up a Rumor

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by ryupower, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    ash freakstreet was arrested 14 times in fiscal year 2004 for lewd conduct with a neon beer sign.
     
  2. puddin

    puddin Banned

    George Bush is a cunningly disguised illegal alien from Mexico
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    puddin was the man we used to call Jimmy Hoffa
     
  4. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    Arnold Schwarzenegger will be caught next monday wanking the postman..
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Tupac will serve Bedlam breakfast in bed tomorrow.
     
  6. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Mr. T will come to crummyrummys house tomorrow selling girl scout cookies.
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    puddin will not get laid anytime soon.
     
  8. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Wishes he could find me so he could make the above statement false.
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    bought a box of tampons to make people think he had a girlfriend.
     
  10. puddin

    puddin Banned

    bought a box of tampons because he needed them.
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    puddin makes popsicles.
     
  12. puddin

    puddin Banned

    I own a gaint popsicle factory supplying the 3rd world with high quality iced sugar.
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Puddin adds heroin to his popsicles.
     
  14. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    C. Rummy's hooked on popsicles
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Lodog loves snow, and wants to marry it.
     
  16. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    I showed her my thing and she laughed though....IT WAS SHRINKAGE DAMNIT!!

    Washes the poop deck.
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    poops a deck he thinks I am gonna have to wash later.
     
  18. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    a 16 year old is going to fall pregnant tonight to Mick Jagger..
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    super models will whine about how cold the water in tahiti is in december.
     
  20. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    Parramatta Eels are going to win the football this year..
     

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