Make up a Rumor

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rumor has it that that dinosaur log's riding satisfies his every need

 

I have it on good authority that Courtney Love is gonna be the next Mrs. Michael Jackson.

 

there is some talk around campfires of humanity reverting to earlier primate forms

 

We are de-evolving, gonna be single cell organisms before the year 2009

 

Jarvis Cocker is going to make love to the world at 6:37am

 

has st vitus' dance but won a disco dance championship because of it. ONLY in OZ

 

Bill Clinton wants to kidnap an albino child and raise it as his own.

 

Sean Penn is going to slap the Queen on the ass at lunch time.

 

gay men like nacho cheesier doritos more than cooler ranch.

 

puddin is being fired for elicit material found on his computer at work

 

ki raven 24f likes hotdogs a little too much.

 

Tom Cruise is going to become a english socialite and marry a baby gorilla.

 

Paris Hilton has had sex with more than 80% of men in the world.

 

Tinkerbell has had sex with 99% of all police-dogs

 

Ash Freakstreet has had sex with 100% of all police dogs and tinkerbell.

 

Tinkerbell is actually NayKidApe in a suit shrunk by a shrinking-beam

 

The dodgers are trying to make a trade for Michael Jordan.

 

Michael Jordon will be doing tampon adds next month for Tampax.

 

the Klu Klux Klan just elected a half african, half jewish grand wizard and are going to start selling cookies door to door to raise money for a new roof for their compound.

 

The Indianapolis Colts worship Satan during halftimes