Make up a Rumor

Texas is the center of the universe.

 

My penis tastes good.

 

^ KNOWS how to speak to deaf hookers

 

People that hate me are all transexuals with aids.

 

^ crossgender dresser

 

Pressed Rat is a conservative right wing bastard.

 

Lodog wears grannie panties.

 

Oh yeah.

Well Crummyrummy is neither Crummy nor rummy

They're more Boozy and floozy

 

^ still battling to have the alien anal probe removed after it got stuck

 

I hear that in ALaska, men dance together because of a lack of women.

 

in greece too

sylvester stallone is apparently a sex change, im reliably told.

 

The only woman to ever wear SYlvester Stallone out, sexually, was Estelle Getty.

 

Its going to rain men tomorrow

 

there will be a tapioca famine in brazil this coming fall

 

I heard that in-Where no one moves a muscle as the dead come home, Necrophiliacs run rampant.

 

LOL@Estelle Getty!

I'm told that that brown thing often found in a toddler's diaper is actually MJ's hand ...

 

Rumor has it Lodog is a sexual beast and has tasted the juices from every native born alaskan woman.

 

rumor has it that crummyrummy cant's get it up

 

Rumor has it that we're all just doing this to get our post counts up.

 

rumor has it I am lazy and fat.