Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by ryupower, Jan 13, 2005.
Veggie Burgers Secret Ingredient... Cardboard!
people eat an average of eight spiders in their sleep over their lifetime
l will be on the news tomorrow night for killing 19 people..
i heard that it will be an even twenty.
l will not be killing 20 people, only 19...
at 6:34 AM Pacific standard time, february 15th, 2005, the world will end
Tomorrow l will be stealing BlackGuard's computer, television, sterio and car..
In ten minutes, a huge sunspot flare will fry our planet to a crisp
Blackguard's car will break down next time he drives it..
can burp the alphabet
l'm going to visit the pope tomorrow to score some dope..
Finally, the secret to Jennifer Lopez's ass... Quilted Toilet Tissue!
The Queen is going to slip over on a banana skin tomorrow after breakfast..
Starbucks New coffee flavor...Pork 'n Beans
Haagen-Dazs' New Icecream flavour: Sex on the Beach
in 10minutes everyones computer is going to crash..
Mickey Mouse is a bastard
pigs fly
george bush, britney spears and roseann barr has a treezone going on.
l filmed the George, Britney and Rosannne treezone last week, was pretty tacky..
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