Make up a Rumor

it's not going to be dark tonight as the sun is not going down..

 

boys will not be boys for three or four days in march.

 

soon the hosptial's will be selling the removed body parts to McDonaolds..

 

australia is about to become commie pinkos!!!!

 

Crummyrummy is moving to Sydney tomorrow so he can work at Kings Kross as a pimp..

 

bedlam is going to go straight and become Bill Clintons new sex puppet.

 

Buggery soup for the soul

 

I will be selling my home for 6.3 million next week..

 

Bedlam is secretly planning to split the sales profits with me if I promise to be her permanent boytoy/slave.........

 

had his penis cut off a week ago for sexually harassing me at work..

 

Put a hex on mee, thatt maed mee purminantlie stoopidt........pleeze taik it bakk, m'kay?

 

l will be traveling to Mars in the morning for a holiday..

 

Prince William wore his Nazi costume because his KKK robes had his boyfriend's cum stains on them.

 

national banks like the Bank of Canada and the US Federal Reserve regularly print billions of dollars in cash, creating money out of thin air, like magic.

 

Prince William is sleeping at my house tonight..

 

it was harry, not willy, silly

 

BITCH!!!!! He said he loved me!

 

LOL. I stand corrected.

 

Michael and Janet Jackson are really the same person...Oh shit! I forgot we were making stuff up.

 

It has been discovered that little German schoolchildren lace up their little shoesies with little nazis.