Make up a Rumor

Prince Charles is really going to marry Posh Spice..

 

ugly people will kill me, or I will kill myself.

 

All people from San Francisco are ugly.

 

From next month, all beer will be a different colour, it will be purple..

 

i supply 90% of the worlds cheese...

 

A Can of Beer increases your lifespan by a day.

 

I won the lotto 7 times..

 

i control who wins the lotto...

 

l'm a famous opera singer..

 

All Lesbians are heavily armed militia women of the global satanist revolution.

 

a UFO is going to breakdown and land on earth tonight..

 

satan and god are gonna make their peace tomorrow.

 

Satan and God are going to make babies in the Janitors Closet while everyone stands outside it and listens.

 

all the children bor yesterday are in a competition to become pope.

 

Drinking cleaning fluid makes your penis bigger.

 

dogs hate australians

 

Tapeworm is the number one killer of babies in Arizona.

 

people that call themselves puddin are 47 times more like to engage in gay sex as their first experience.

 

crummyrummy got gonorea from a crummy hooker in niagra falls.

 

"The Mistress" is actually a 300 year old woman who owned 300 slaves at a virgina plantation before the civil war