Make up a Rumor

Welll all the surfer folks are going pisted off in 3 months because the ocean is going to dry up..

 

winston smiths diary is probabaly the dumbest mother fucker to ever draw breath.

 

Winston Smiths Diary is going to move in 2 weeks and live in the place next door to Crumyrummy...

 

bedlam will fuck a live beaver and then deny it was a beaver and say it was a mole.

 

The muggles are going to steal crummyrummy's computer tomorrow and burn it..

 

bedlam wont know how to get back at me and will start a stupid rumor and wont even understand how suipid she should feel for trying.

 

The moon landing was done by squirrels in spacesuits. Squirrels are the smartestest beings around.

 

some dude named puddin fucked a bunch of fire hydrants ans ws forced to marry half of them.

 

Im selling mutant fire hydrant-human babies for $10 each if your interested.

 

Puddin like fags that wear sexy underwear

 

I like crummy for those exact qualities.

 

Puddin will this time next week have a big oozing boil on his bottom...

 

Bedlam has disco fever.

 

Puddin loves to constantly play East17 songs..

 

I would like to confirm Bedlams last rumor.

The next Star Wars movie will just be 2 hours of ewoks dancing.

 

the japanese hate everyone else.

 

Crummyrummy is just having a bit of a problem telling the difference between male and female..

 

Aliens all look like David Letterman.

 

The Inuits from Nunavut are conspiring to take over the world.

 

Bob Dole will never die. he is a robot. Asimov style......