Make up a Rumor

puddin is going to break up with syd soon coz he doesnt think he pays enough attetion to his emotional needs.

 

Fuck off sooty, to me hes just a piece of ass and thats how its gonna stay

 

What
puddin is being a dick, sooty is so much cooler

 

that fucktard puddin cried tonight coz syd sent him a dozen red roses and a cd with love songs he had burnt for him

 

syd speaks truth and all truth

puddin sucks

 

Yeah
Syd has broken up with puddin

 

Sooty got drunk and fucked syd up the ass with a strap-on one night and is out on bail for staturatory rape.

 

Syd is mentally scarred by the experiances and repeats the phrase "Drive it home, Drive it home' over and over.

 

hahaha

secretary is puddin's favourite movie

 

.... In the top 15.

All holes filled with hard cock is sootys favourite movie...

 

I think you were in that puddin

 

Hahahah

The movie It's Pat was written about Puddin's life

 

Puddin has gone to make hot chocolate and doesnt have a life

 

"hot chocolate" is puddin's code word for taking a shit

 

Puddin Eats his "hot chocolate"

 

Puddin is going to be the next human sacrifice in sooty's ceremonial rituals and syd can watch

 

Syd thinks he is manically depressed coz of puddin's harsh treatment of him, too sad to watch sacfrifice

 

Syd fantasises about being saved from ewoks by chewbaca and saying" Is there anything i can do to repay you? And i do mean *anything*"

 

Syd is sick of puttting puddin down, cant we give peace a chance for once?

 

Ok. LahDihDah. Happy flowers and fucking in the woods Tralalalala. Free love and drugs for everyone. No war, famine or greed. No weapons or violent impulses.