Make up a Rumor

I was born with a prophetic inscription on my penis

 

^ fine young cannibal

 

^Eating pussy is considered cannibalism.

 

Guys that wear nipple rings are going to riot in Norfolk England on march 12th.

 

gw is a guy

 

Mark Hamill will be running in the next new york marathon.

 

sharks visit dentists 5 times more frequently than humans

 

John Kerry is now managing a Denny's resteraunt at a rest stop near Des moines Iowa, USA

 

I heard deviantart is closing down

 

some one told me that Steven Tyler is going to make a bluegrass album.

 

The Osbournes are steadily becoming the biggest political power in the world

 

Syd got herpes from Paris Hilton

 

puddin takes estrogen, and syd wore a condom with paris, no stds for me biacth!

 

It didnt stop her case of facial herpes from getting to you syd

 

Hey puddin, are u mental. That was you, get the net

 

Hahaha well whoever it was syd it got to you.

 

Hey, i dont got no herpes

Puddin has herpes, pass it on

 

Oh right, syd has syphalis

 

puddin and syd are a gay couple who bite the pillow secretly every night and call each other pumpkin and sweetcakes

 

Sooty is in love with someone who she has never seen and might never see, at least me and syd can have wild kinky sex!