Make up a personal add

Nope. A friend of mine e-mailed me that awhile back. Cracked me up

 

WANTED:
ruggard/ferial farm boy, 6"0 and over. must be a pot head and vegetarian.
=P

 

Wanted: Hot musician guy. Must be in an established band so that I can use you for my own fame and success. Owning a car is a big plus and so is having dark hair. That is all.

 

How do you call a guy that can use his feet like his hands?
How do you call a woman that can use her feet like her hands

Answer for man: Magilla
Answer for women:867-4309

 

so you are looking for Arnold Horseshack?? lol

 

yes indeed. that was a great show wasnt it?!



well how bout
wine me, dine me, 69 me?

 

Oh, 69!!! One of my favorite passtimes!!!

 

here goes mine:​

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crazy white girl looking for a good time. Guys must have long hair and be comfortable around a girl who can outdrink them any night of the week and never have a hangover. Girls must be "Psyche" from hip forums or look like Angelina Jolie ​

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no stalkers need apply, the position has already been filled​

 

Wanted;

Sweet girl, tall, and not to skinny, but not overwieght, (gee I'm shallow). Must have nice voice, kind nature and love me endlessly. Vego would be great too. Ummmmmm, did I meet her the other day? Maybe........awwwww!!!!!!

 

Geez, people always want stuff that they're not lol.