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Schools to introduce Masks as part of school uniform
As part of an initiative to get schoolchildren back to group lessons, the Government are backing the idea of making the wearing of masks compulsory.
Masks will be available to purchase as from 6th March - at the reasonable cost of £10-50 each and are guaranteed to last for a full Four weeks.

 

Trump passes in his third term as president with massive heart attack. World mourns as greatest president, statesman, empathetic human in history to lay in state in the white house in perpetuity. Tickets for viewing can be obtained at MY Pillow .com $495.43. Musical accompaniment extra.

 

“Female Judge Suspended After Accused Male On Trial Allowed To Perform Oral Sex On Her In Chambers for Probation.”

After being confronted while the defendant was obviously in the process of working to get probation, the judge who recently lost her husband, said that she missed the daily eating out of her pussy by her husband. While not saying whether or not the defendant was as good at it as her husband, she definitely implied that he was not because she should have waited for an “older, more experienced man” and then would not have been caught. She claims that it was because she was constantly having to move her lower body in order to ensure that his tongue stayed on her clit because he evidently didn’t know its location. She said when questioned about it and asked if she had any regrets, she replied “Absolutely. I should have made him provide references.” The defendant, on being questioned, asked his female lawyer if she would be interested in his exceptional skills. She immediately declined his offer and pointed to the electrical outlet nearby as she said that “she had that covered.”