Make up a fake news item.

Coronavirus big China joke! West very pissed!

 

Trump aces IQ test. Turns out his IQ is 263---the greatest ever known to mankind. Democrats send letters of apology and promise to vote republican.

 

Lockdown big London joke! Queen not amused!

 

Trump suggested that drinking bleach might combat the coronavirus.

Oh wait...

 

Chrysler plans to re-design and re-introduce the PT Cruiser for the 2022 model year

 

Fake news turns real! Trump so FIRED!

 

Trump wins 1st presidential debate with calm , intelligent, steady, interesting answers to Americas problems. Biden flips out, continually interrupts, charges across the stage towards the president and has to be handcuffed and led away hollering--lemmie attem--lemmie attem!!! A baggie of meth was later found on the challenger.

 

hahahahahahaha

 

TRUMP TRIUMPHS OVER COVID

 

Trump’s note to Biden is actually a written check for damage to the hardwood his movers caused when moving his gold leaf furniture out of the White House.

 

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President Biden nominates ex president Trump to be goodwill ambassador to the United Nations. Trump says--"I'll be the best ambassador in the history of the world. Many people are saying."

 

"Due to Covid affecting time spent at school, Education Minister to raise school leaving age in the UK from 16 to 18 years"

 

Breaking News! There will be an extra month in the year this year as people have been complainng for years that there aren't enough hours in the day. So rather than lengthen the day it has been decided to add extra ones instead, in the form of the new month Tredecimber. It will have only twenty four days, to mimic the number of extra hours needed, and it will follow December. This will put back the new year till after all the festivities are over and people are once more sober.

 

By a cosmic twist of fate...Trump is President for a second term.


Can you imagine?

 

If he manages to get the courts to examine his claims of voter fraud on the grand scale he insists it took place, then who knows, the election result could be overturned even now, and Trump could once again 'Trump' his opposition and be instated as POTUS once more.

 

UK Government to raise funds for the NHS
In a bold though some say creative way, the UK Government have decided to put a 50p charge on all Masks brought in to combat the Covid crisis as from the 3rd March.
In his Pre-Budget announcement, Chancellor Rishi Sunak said we want to be open to all kinds of options in order to support the NHS, and we will ensure that a full 1p on each mask will go directly to the NHS. The Tory Government are committed to making money and this is one kind of 'cover up' /strategy that we are willing to own up to.

 

With the way this past year has been going, you could be right.