Make up a fake news item.

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  1. Bilby

    Bilby Lifetime Supporter and Freerangertarian Super Moderator

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    Using made up names of people and places, make up a news item, but try to work some elements of truth into the story as happens in fiction writing. I will start with this one.

    There has been some consternation at the Dimbala Eternal life Centre when a member of the congregation recognised the pastor in a video watching Pornhub. The pastor was humping his female assistant who was young enough to be his daughter. To make matters worse, the pastor in every sermon would go on and on about how evil the sex industry was in all its manifestations. The member of the congregation has now been ex- communicated but has been told he can still tithe but by post.
     
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    Florida Man Cooks and Eats Neighbor...

    Film at 11:00
     
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    Asmodean abducted by Anunnaki.
    Returned to earth with a black eye and a new appreciation for human history. Declares himself as reborn. Irminsul approves telling news reporters "I been tellin 'em that for years" .

    :p
     
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    This Thread Is For "FAKE" News.......That News Is "REAL" News.....:smile:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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    Congress agrees to huge pay cut!
     
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    It very well could be...
     
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    This just in!...

    ALL FAKE NEWS HAS CEASED. THE FAR RIGHT AND FAR LEFT HAVE ENDED ALL OF THEIR FAKE NEWS!
     
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    Yeah.... That really didn't happen.
     
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    "Pelosi hospitalized by infection from a paper cut. Trump suspected"
     
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    Anunnaki to stop anal probing of earthlings...admit that there was actually no scientific reason in the first place.
     
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    Britain, France, Germany, Portugal, Spain, Italy & Belgium are poised to Re-colonize Africa.
    Trump says: "Go for it ... Its just a shithole anyway!"
     
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    Africa becomes a major world power; surpassing China,US, Europe combined.
     
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    Trump admits wholeheartedly to all the lies- and apologizes....
     
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    Fixed
     
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    He’s a lying machine
     
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    Eric admits that he is King Dong.
     
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    Russia invades and takes back the rest of the Ukraine !!!

    Nato didn't want the Ukraine, so they leave well alone !!!
     
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    Lies
     
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    I have seen the photos. Lol
     
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    BREAKING NEWS !!!

    Boris calls a press conference and admits he's 'gay' !!!
     
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