Make Mine A Karma Koffee - Phoenix Karma

Oh dear god!

What is your favourite type of kettle?

 

A kettle of vultures....

 

Very clever you!

Favourite type of grape?

 

Seedless red....

 

Same as me!

If i left you alone in the desert, how would you find your way back?

 

I'd follow your tracks. I had a tracking badge in cub scouts, you know....

 

If i left you alone in the desert and there was then a sandstorm which covered my tracks, how would you get out?


Hehe cub scout uniform!!

 

Oi leave my cub scout uniform alone! I'd remember which direction civilisation was and use the sun to find my bearings....

 

It's night and you don't remember which way civilisation is?

 

Anywhere within a day's camel ride of Cairo, I'd imagine you'd be able to see sufficient light pollution on an otherwise unspoilt desert horizon to find your way back there....

 

You are left alone, so don't have a camel and are deep in the aṣ-ṣaḥrā´ al-kubra where you need to trek for days to find civilisation, with temperatures of around 40 degrees celsius?

 

Could I ask you not to leave me in that kind of situation? It would be really quite considerate of you not to leave me to die in the desert....

 

If i were to do that i would leave you with Castro the camel! Then you would at least have a slight chance of survival

 

Ooh, yay, well that's alright then. Castro the camel has a built in GPS....

 

What if you came across camel spiders on your journey?

 

Then that Bedouin goat's horn knife will come in handy....

 

If only you had the whip to go with it!

 

I'll buy the whip, but not for the spiders

 

Hello!
How was the rest of your summer? Tell me about India...Where did you go? What did you see? What was your favourite part of the trip?
Also are you getting your Glasto ticket on the 5th Oct?

 

India was great, saw a few places in the north, Delhi, Agra, Jaipur, the Taj Mahal of course. I'll have to put up some of the photos soon. I won't be getting my Glasto ticket that early I don't think, maybe a bit later, January possibly. I'm definitely up for going though....